Funny Translations + Hospitals = Laughter, The Best Medicine?

While doing research for a project, I came across this website of a Chinese hospital and had to share:

But that's nothing compared to this link with "25 Messages That Got Lost in Translation" that someone sent me.  One of the messages there shows this picture:

This is just wrong on so many levels.  I guess the idea is to leave you in stitches when you go there?  

We'll talk about the right way to translate these tomorrow.


Please translate responsibly.

Image credits: Gongren Hospital and Pleated Jeans.